Fat:
Things like butter, lard and cheese do not in fact clog up your arteries. They lubricate them, allowing for faster, smoother blood flow.
Calories:
I’ve never seen one. Which puts them in the same category as mermaids and the Easter Bunny. Which means calories are not fattening food molecules, but in fact are more likely to be philanthropic fish-rabbits.
Omega-3:
Is it me or was this only discovered about five years ago? Around the same time everyone decided Aloe Vera was the shit. And like everyone else, I survived an infancy free from awareness of Omega-3. Also it sounds like an evil branch of the government.
Reggae Reggae:
An essential source of goodness and the 6th of your five-a-day. Once consumed it soothes all human ailments with a cool island song. Hence the slogan, “Reggae Reggae is fucking awesome”. For best results, mix with cheese in a toastie.
06 October 2009
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