Things you can barbecue but probably don't

When you live for and almost off barbecues, there arises a need for new ideas. Here's a few of the more successful ones, thanks go to my co-inventors. You know who you are.

Pizza - Defrosted, folded in half, with added cheese and reggae reggae.

Crisps - Idealy salt & vinegar kettle chips. Taste like little roast potatoes. Connoisseurs dip in reggae reggae. Goes well with cheese.

Cookies - Chocolate chip. Doesn't need reggae reggae. Cheese optional. Sticky.

Waffles - Add reggae reggae early on and it melts into the potato as it cooks. Cheese goes on top.

Marshmallows - Leave a stick poked in them while on the bbq. Skin gets incinerated, inside goes gooey. Use stick to gently lift soft inside from outer shell (could also be adapted for armadillos). Cheese and reggae reggae not advised.

The pizza