Dear Alfie,
Thank you for your programme idea.
Unfortunately, we do not produce in-house at Five and consequently don’t commission or accept proposals from private individuals.
The best advice I can offer you is to take your idea to an established production company with a track record in the sort of programme you propose.
Sorry I can't be of any more help at this stage, but I wish you luck getting your idea off the ground.
Kind regards,
Alison
From: Alfie Hayward [mailto:err.hello@googlemail.
Sent: 25 June 2009 12:10
To: Alison Walton
Subject: An ANTicing opportunity. Don't DECline.
Dear Five,
I've just had a brilliant idea for a new game show starring Ant and Dec. It's called Ant or Dec and involves the comedy pair standing on stage for 45 minutes while the audience try to guess which one's which.
Celebrity guests could include:
George Clooney
Shakira
and Sidney Poitier
I hope to hear from you soon,
Alfie Hayward
The game is rigged,nNobody can tell them apart. Not even their own mothers know which one is which.
ReplyDeleteI would however, watch anything with Shakira in.